Strolling the Other Rome
It was as if we were being bombarded. The shock of it was palpable. You couldn’t help but flinch with each explosive discharge. There was tangible fear of being hit, that something might collapse or a window shatter. I didn’t dare go to the balcony to look, but the recurring sharp detonations seemed to trigger right above our heads. Their initial snaps, mindful of a sort of ignition, followed immediately by mighty booms, occurred one after another. There was seemingly just enough time to reload as the dying reverberations of one concussive jolt heralded the beginning of the next. Each initial snap was startling, causing us to instinctively duck in protective reaction. We knew we were at the epicenter when the raw beauty of the blinding light and booming claps occurred simultaneously. The air was electric, the wind whirled with pulses of extreme shear sending rattling quivers through our windows. There was little comfort counting "one-one thousand, two-one thousand" flash to clap. Everything converged for a multisensory experience. It was the worst thunderstorm either of us had ever experienced. During my flying years, we were cautioned not to get within 20 miles of a thunderstorm and here they were just overhead. While I couldn’t recall, I could only pray that I’d parked our little Fiat, Bianca, near a tree or wall in the piazza for some protection from the icy popcorn size hail that began to fall. I did my best to protect what was at hand by unplugging the radio, refrigerator, TV, and DVD player. I’d been trained the hard way, having lost two DVD machines in the past to electrical pulses. Without exaggeration, our raw experience with nature had been hell unleashed. Unlike Martin Luther, who while out walking when a thunderstorm struck, promised God that if saved, he’d become a monk, I resolved to wipe up the water that had gotten through the window and determine why.
The battle concluded, Zeus now finished hurling lightning bolts, his anger hopefully appeased, we toweled-up the water. I needed to understand how the water was getting in, for a gas heater was mounted to the wall right below our leaking windowsill. We’d be leaving, and it being thunderstorm season, the leaking had to stop, for replacing a motherboard was expensive. The sill was a stone slab. Its outer surface was separated from its inner surface by a groove, much like a rounded trench cut into its top, that ran its length, left to right. We’d always kept it clean, free of debris, but we hadn’t the slightest idea what it was for. I suspected it was meant to stop water from getting through, though as had been confirmed, its shallow depth couldn’t hold much. We could also see that the window-lock mechanism fit into a finger sized hole straight down into this groove.
I began by poking around in the vertical hole thinking that by clearing out any debris down deep in the bottom, it would hold more water. My probing and vacuuming eventually got me deeper into this hole. I began to wonder why it had been cut so deep and then that lightbulb above my head, like an angel’s halo, turned on. Could it be a drain? Leaning out the window, looking down toward the street, Eureka, there was an outlet that emerged from the wall! It was some distance here to there and I had nothing, not even a wire coat hanger, to clean out the dense cement-like material that, no doubt, had to have been years in the making. Our neighbor, Vincenzo, however, had just what I
needed in his grotto, a stiff wire. I used it to clear the drain and permit Zeus’ wrath to once again flow freely. Problem solved. The home front, now hopefully waterproof, it was time to take to the road. It may have begun by auto, but in Naples, it transitioned to a train ride. Whoosh, and in just over an hour an Italo high-speed train had whisked us to Termini Train Station, Rome. A taxi ride later and we’d arrived at our destination in the heart of Trastevere, a very different part of Rome.
It is an interesting place. It is more like a city then the tourist attraction of Rome proper. More people live there then go there to visit. We had sensed this on our previous evening visit years earlier for it had more of a neighborhood, working-class family feel to it. The evidence is there. In this regard, it mimics the old Spanish section of Naples though nowhere near as densely packed. Even in the central section, children play in the streets while above their heads, laundry stretches across its narrow lanes.
Our host, as chance would have it, was another Paolo. He was also a pilot for Ryan Air and had inherited the apartment. We had arranged to meet him at the door. His apartment was on the third floor and his presence proved to be a godsend for he insisted on helping with our luggage. No resistance on our part. Though there wasn’t much, it was still appreciated because in those old buildings there were none of those new-fangled things Mr. Otis called an elevator. Besides, Maria Elena had seen her foot cast removed only days earlier. It was swollen and yet tender which made for a slow climb up the stairs. We were not overly impressed as the door on the street opened to a hallway that had seen, let’s say, better days. It appeared to also serve as access to a restaurant’s storage space and had a few bikes as well. The walls were badly marked, the paint ancient with some surfaces pocked with holes crying for repair. Tennant mailboxes took up part of a wall. Scattered about were flyers and the discarded debris of unwanted mail. It all seemed typical of the Italian penchant for non-regard for common or communal spaces we’d often observed. Personal property, on the other hand, is treated differently and with deference. True to form, this all changed when Paolo swung open the door and we entered his apartment.
We were greeted by a tastefully decorated living room beneath the cross beams of a checkered
ceiling. In addition to a TV there was a leather sectional couch, a glass-topped coffee table, and a burlwood secretary. Additional rooms included a bathroom along with two bedrooms, one to the front, the other to the rear of the apartment, separated from each other by the living room and kitchen. Abutting the living room, the kitchen had everything you might need if you wanted to stay in and cook. It was a surprise to find an American sized refrigerator, rare in any Italian rental. A farmer’s sink with a skirt to hide the plumbing hung at one end of a counter. The center of the room was taken up by an inviting
kitchen table with enough chairs for a small crowd, while just beyond it a large free-standing dish cabinet occupied most of the wall. By far the wonder of the kitchen was a magnificent Italian made Majestic gas range, on par with a Wolf range, in a shiny shade of green. Somehow, a click at a time, we’d managed to Google our way into a wonderful apartment in the heart of Trastevere.
We would be staying two nights and almost three days and although attractive and functional, if we wanted to experience the culture and meet the people who lived and worked there, we needed to be on its streets. Our affordable AirB&B was situated on Via di San Francesco a Ripa. San Francesco was hemmed in at one end by the area’s main boulevard, Viale Trastevere, and on its opposite end by the ever-popular Piazza di Santa Maria. Along its considerable length lay just about everything you might need, an assortment of pubs, trattorias, all kinds of shops, cafes, boutique hotels, and laid-back piazzas. In the cool of the night, the area comes alive. Busy Viale Trastevere sees tables full of diners extend out to the street’s edge under tall pine trees, while Piazza Santa Maria, dating from the 3rd century AD with its central fountain and the gold mosaic laden Basilica di Santa Maria, remains the focal point of the neighborhood. At sunset, the Piazza begins to fill as it transitions to a miniature of Venice's Saint Mark's Square. It may lack the touristy ambiance of the dueling bands of Venice's Caffe Florian and Gran Caffe Quadri in Saint Mark's, but it upholds its distinction as the center of Trastevere’s nightlife.
Continuing our wanderings, we came upon the 19th century Ponte Palatino Bridge and decided to head across. In mid-river, on the upstream side of the bridge, we came upon the only remaining arched section of a broken bridge laying close beside Ponte Palatino. It was the much older Pons Aemilius and it lay close to the southern edge of the river’s only city island, Isola Tiberina. For obvious reason the Pons Aemilius today is simply called the Ponte Rotto or Broken Bridge. At its beginning in 179 BC, it was the first stone bridge across the Tiber. Today, old enough to have gone through ten different name changes, its distinction lies in the fact that it is the oldest surviving stone bridge in all of Roman history. It originally provided access across the Tiber, connecting Trastevere to the suburb of Forum Boarium, a cattle market in its day. It lay there crowded with overgrowth, the last cart or pedestrian to cross its narrow
span, long, long forgotten. Bushes and grasses grew from its long-abandoned causeway like the bushy hairs that sprout from an old man’s ears. Up and down its sides, plants drooped toward the water like natural sconces. Down below at the water’s edge, its stone block base, like the knife edge of a sword, still cut the current of the Tiber, allowing it to pass to either side of its remaining stanchions. On closer inspection, I could make out iron pins driven into the base of the structure, topped with metal hoops. It was easy to imagine some craft once moored there in the current of this once navigable river leading to the sea. Just above, at the apex of an arch, a decorative relief, much like a heraldic crest, served as a restful roost for pigeons. Staring across, one bridge to the another, the birds cooed and bobbed their heads, while we reciprocated as best we could with camera clicks and pointing gestures.
Reaching the opposite side of the Tiber, we took our chances like “Frogger” arcade game characters and finally made it across busy Lungotevere Aventino where we immediately came upon a circular building. We learned that this stunning, round structure was the Temple of Hercules Victor,
built in the 2nd century BC. A fence encircled the marble structure keeping it at a distance and somewhat mysterious, much like its exact origin. Though the history of the temple remains uncertain, it is thought to have been commissioned by Consul Lucius Achaicus. He was an accomplished Roman politician and commander in the Achaean War that precipitated the destruction of Corinth, Greece. In 146 BC, on order of the Senate to destroy its commercial rival, Lucius plundered the city, burned it to the ground, and slaughtered the remaining inhabitants not sold into slavery. I guess there was nothing on the order of a Marshall Plan to aid in rebuilding after the war. Truth be told, rival merchant interests (ancient lobbyists?) in faraway Rome had prevailed. Like the Pantheon, the temple survives to this day only because of its conversion to a Christian church, making it today the oldest standing marble building in Rome. It was following its de-consecration in the 19th Century that its circular colonnade of 20 Corinthian columns, supplemented these days with metal support rings, were once again opened to the air with the temple’s almost complete restoration. The oldest bridge followed by the oldest marble building, just where were we headed?
Moving farther away from the river, down the ramp into what was once the largest meat market in ancient Rome (Forum Boarium), we arrived at the Basilica of Santa Maria in Cosmedin. It appeared strange that the spaces between the arches of the church’s portico, running along the entire front of the church, were completely fenced. I also doubted that the long line of people extending from its entrance down the street had anything to do with an urgent need on their part to confess their sins. It all became clear as we got closer and realized that this was the home of the mysterious Bocca della Verità.
The Bocca della Verità or Mouth of Truth, is an ancient marble carving of a bearded old man’s face thought to be the face of the mythical sea god Oceanus. Ancient as it may be, it was immortalized with its appearance in the 1953 film Roman Holiday staring golden age of Hollywood icons, Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck. This large circular disk lies against a wall inside the portico of the church. Here too, mystery surrounds it, beginning with its purpose and not in the least, how it got there. There remains uncertainty about the original purpose of the disk. Due to its shape and the sizable opening of the mouth, this ancient sculpture is thought to have been a drain cover. You will not find another like it on the streets of Rome, however. Look as you might, today's versions are embossed with the letters "SPQR" for Senatus Populusque Romanus (Senate and the People of Rome) that once adorned the shields of those Roman legionnaires making bricks wherever they went. In addition to this one of a kind distinctiveness, it is unique for a particular reason and application, for it is thought to have been used as a drain cover in the floor of the Temple of Hercules, the temple we’d just observed across the street. Like the Pantheon, the temple had an oculus in its original roof that allowed rainwater inside. Likewise, the opening in the disk’s mouth permitted the water to drain. Additionally, it is believed that cattle merchants may have used it to drain the blood of cattle sacrificed to the god Hercules inside the temple. At some point the disk may have been
removed from the temple and placed against the wall of Basilica Santa Maria only later to be moved to its current location, still outside, but inside the portico of the church. Could it have been forgotten after some renovation? Whatever the purpose the disk may have served, in modern times it functions as a lie detector. A legend surrounds the disk. It asserts that if a person places their hand inside the mouth and were to swear falsely, the mouth will close and sever the hand. As of yet, there has never been a reported instance that such an event has ever taken place. The legend is an attractant, thus the waiting line of intrepid visitors waiting to stick their hands into the mouth. In the movie when Gregory Peck removed his hand, faking that it had been severed, Hepburn's reaction to the missing hand was unscripted. It was an ad-lib on Peck's part and it startled the daylights out of Hepburn.
I'm not sure if it was the length of the line or Maria Elena's injured foot that at this stage abhorred waiting in lines and wasn't too keen about walking either, but we passed on the opportunity of taking the Bocca della Verità challenge. Yes, one reason, the other, or both had to explain why. Didn’t they? But take a moment to think about it. It was all about truth, a hand the price of a falsehood. Weighing the odds, seeing that a severed hand had never occurred, the odds it would happen sometime soon had to be astronomical! With legends, you can never really be sure or risk messing with them. You might mess with the small stuff like breaking a mirror, walking under a ladder, or having a black cat cross your path but try not to mess with gods. Sticking to the adage of not betting on a horse unless it told you personally it was going to win, and since Mare was already suffering from a bum foot, we hesitated to chance fate with perfectly good hands and instead walked on by. We’d seen the wrath of Zeus up close so there was no need to mess with Hercules. You be the judge, tongue in cheek sarcasm or cautious (maybe overly cautious) reasoning?
I'm not sure if it was the length of the line or Maria Elena's injured foot that at this stage abhorred waiting in lines and wasn't too keen about walking either, but we passed on the opportunity of taking the Bocca della Verità challenge. Yes, one reason, the other, or both had to explain why. Didn’t they? But take a moment to think about it. It was all about truth, a hand the price of a falsehood. Weighing the odds, seeing that a severed hand had never occurred, the odds it would happen sometime soon had to be astronomical! With legends, you can never really be sure or risk messing with them. You might mess with the small stuff like breaking a mirror, walking under a ladder, or having a black cat cross your path but try not to mess with gods. Sticking to the adage of not betting on a horse unless it told you personally it was going to win, and since Mare was already suffering from a bum foot, we hesitated to chance fate with perfectly good hands and instead walked on by. We’d seen the wrath of Zeus up close so there was no need to mess with Hercules. You be the judge, tongue in cheek sarcasm or cautious (maybe overly cautious) reasoning?
From that Rogue Tourist
Paolo