Coppi
Capers
My guess, Margaret wanted
out. “Wanted out” borders on a colloquial
understatement I once heard as a child from a house painter my dad had
hired. It was his way of telling us that
his mother had up and left home. He’d
said, “She just wanted out”. In my time,
I have no equivalent. The closest turn of phrase I can come up with to
describe literally walking out on responsibility, as when someone hasn’t
studied for a test and has no care in the outcome would be “I’ll take a zero”,
or as my granddaughter describes it these days, “Take the L” (loss). For those new to my rants, Marge, who often
wants out and takes a zero at our loss, is our GPS of many years. By now she is
well indoctrinated in our ways and familiar with our haunts. You’d think that after so many years she would
have developed some loyalty, but absent anything approaching a neural network
or an artificial intelligence, she hasn’t learned a thing. Nowhere near as good a listener as Alexa or
as talkative as Siri, hers is a free-spirited mind, known to stray. With so much GPS trickery, God help us if the
world ever does go completely driverless and future descendants of Margaret,
coupled to a car, are let loose on their own.
Forewarned of her tendencies to explore new places and recalling the
time she took us through a cow paddy where I’m sure few had ventured before, we
bridle her with maps the old-fashioned way and keep close watch on her, just to
be safe. A recent case in point was the
time she brought us to a stonewall lined road in the middle of nowhere, in the
heel of Italy known as Puglia, and announced in her English prissiness that
we’d arrived. Yes, she speaks in the
British vernacular, which with her “roundabouts” and “slip roads” approaches
something intriguingly exotic to our American ears.
And here my
story begins to unspool ... This being completely unfamiliar territory,
we’d relied on Margaret to get us to our destination. By
this point, pulled over to the side of the road, a quick look through the
shimmer of the Apulian heat, revealed not a structure or sign of civilization
in sight other than the wildment of boundless fields marching to the horizon
bordered by sun-baked stone walls.
No-doubt, the only
nearby homes belonged to darting geckos and little else. It was evident, we weren’t even close. We’d hoped to have been on Strada Provinciale Turi approaching Gioia del Colle, home to the Coppi Winery under the longtime leadership of Antonio Coppi, but at this point, only God and possibly three orbiting GPS satellites knew our whereabouts. We had arranged this visit months earlier with the help of a friend in the States, a former RAF pilot turned sommelier by the name of Rufus. Ah, that romantic British influence again, this time simply in a name. Rufus had been to the Coppi Winery and knew our host. With no one about to ask, I called for help, not to the Italian Auto Club but to one of the Coppi numbers I’d brought with me for just such a situation. A man answered; I could hear a baby crying in the background. Could this be the home of the Coppi Winery? Doubtful. It just didn’t sound right. After a few interchanges, I had quickly exhausted my knowledge of Italian only to discover that I’d reached a home in Benevento, a city hundreds of miles away in Campania, near Naples actually. I must have misdialed, at least I prayed I had. Maybe the heat was getting to me. Might I next expect to see a shimmering mirage-like image of some wine bottle off in the distance?
nearby homes belonged to darting geckos and little else. It was evident, we weren’t even close. We’d hoped to have been on Strada Provinciale Turi approaching Gioia del Colle, home to the Coppi Winery under the longtime leadership of Antonio Coppi, but at this point, only God and possibly three orbiting GPS satellites knew our whereabouts. We had arranged this visit months earlier with the help of a friend in the States, a former RAF pilot turned sommelier by the name of Rufus. Ah, that romantic British influence again, this time simply in a name. Rufus had been to the Coppi Winery and knew our host. With no one about to ask, I called for help, not to the Italian Auto Club but to one of the Coppi numbers I’d brought with me for just such a situation. A man answered; I could hear a baby crying in the background. Could this be the home of the Coppi Winery? Doubtful. It just didn’t sound right. After a few interchanges, I had quickly exhausted my knowledge of Italian only to discover that I’d reached a home in Benevento, a city hundreds of miles away in Campania, near Naples actually. I must have misdialed, at least I prayed I had. Maybe the heat was getting to me. Might I next expect to see a shimmering mirage-like image of some wine bottle off in the distance?
I
like roundabouts. They’re efficient
and in the scheme of things their numbers make them economical on saving gas
without having to wait around for lights to change. However, in this case, offered in my defense,
if we’d had to stop at the intersection, we might have had time to look around
and spot that bottle rocket. Inefficient
and bungling as it had been, we certainly found our destination in a
round-about manner. After our morning
ride from Calitri, Margaret’s navigational antics, and missteps going round’en
round roundabouts, right about then, as I homed-in on the giant bottle, a glass
(or two) of refreshment was more than appealing. As for Margaret, she’d stay in the car.
The
Coppi Winery is a family run operation with a
story stretching back to 1882. That was
the year, absent any fanfare or ribbon cutting, that things got underway. Times were far simpler then; the phenomenon
of the 24/7 news blitz hadn’t even been imagined. Understandably, its opening didn’t make
headlines. The modern winery we’d visit that day owes its birth
and history to oenologist Antonio Coppi, who bought the wine cellars in
1979 when the previous owner moved to Tuscany.
Antonio and his wife made the perfect pair; his wife,

the daughter of the previous owner, had a deep understanding of place, a visceral bond with the land, and knew the fields while Antonio knew the art of making wine. Together they nurtured the grapes and turned the business into the modern “vinicola” it is today. Its location between the Ionian Sea to the west and Adriatic Sea to the east, on hilltop terrain 250 meters above sea level make an ideal climate to grow grapes. Fanning gentle breezes, a warming southern Italian sun, and soil rich in nutrients combine to create a microclimate capable of producing the best wines of Puglia. We’d heard all this before we arrived from Rufus, so it was with anticipation that we watched the entry gate swing open and drove into their reception area.
the daughter of the previous owner, had a deep understanding of place, a visceral bond with the land, and knew the fields while Antonio knew the art of making wine. Together they nurtured the grapes and turned the business into the modern “vinicola” it is today. Its location between the Ionian Sea to the west and Adriatic Sea to the east, on hilltop terrain 250 meters above sea level make an ideal climate to grow grapes. Fanning gentle breezes, a warming southern Italian sun, and soil rich in nutrients combine to create a microclimate capable of producing the best wines of Puglia. We’d heard all this before we arrived from Rufus, so it was with anticipation that we watched the entry gate swing open and drove into their reception area.

Leaving behind the paraphernalia of winemaking, a mix of piping, hoses, stainless steel tanks,
As an accommodation, this behavior may explain the existence of the struzzichini, a finger food on the level of Spanish tapas, something small to eat while enjoying your wine. With the idea of accommodating northerners, a room was arranged with long, narrow, double-sided tables suspended from pipes, floor to ceiling, providing a pub type counter to stand around. Another highly impressive feature was their banquet center. This more formal area, that included a fireplace and an open kitchen, served to entertain large groups, possibly those southern Italians who like to sit a spell and “manga” while savoring their wine.
There was little chance that their heritage would be lost in the blinking lights, dials, spectrometers, and gauges of their modern facility. To this end, the Coppi headquarters showcased a museum featuring their winemaking past. In fact, while we were there, a school group was examining the museum’s carts, presses, scales, barrels, wall maps, demijohns, and photos that capture the history of the Apulian wine industry once little known and considered third-rate. In many ways it had been snubbed by the rest of the Italian wine “mainstream”. But all this has changed from the days that wine firms in Apulia could be counted on the fingers of one hand and their wines were used as “fillers” and “mixers” for wines produced as far away as France. That has all changed. Today Coppi wines are the pride of Apulia wine production.
We were off early the next
morning. The day started promising enough. Our plan was to visit the Grotto di
Castellana caves in nearby Putignano followed by lunch in Monopoli, a timeless
coastal town washed by the flickering waves of the Adriatic. Unfortunately, both would have to wait
another day for we had our first sort of breakdown with Bianca. Honestly, in the scheme of breakdowns, it was
a minor inconvenience just serious enough to prevent us from continuing our
vacation within a vacation, though not so serious that we couldn’t continue to
drive Bianca. As they go, this was a
simple one, we just couldn’t close a window!
We needed the electric window fixed.
There were several reasons why; a forecast of rain the most
immediate. More importantly, a fix was
important for the safekeeping of the items inside our car like luggage, a
computer, my camera, even our passports.
If we chose to stop to visit the grotto for instance, Bianca would have
been wide open. Since our plans for the
day had been altered, we chose a safer course and headed home to Calitri. So
much for plans that at times seem only useful to start a second set of plans. Our new plan - along the way, it being only
10am, we’d try to get Bianca fixed.
We would be passing close to Canosa de Puglia. Canosa, known to the Romans as Canusium, is one of the oldest
continually inhabited cities in Italy.
Fiats, as ubiquitous as they are in Italy, and Canosa, being as large as
it is, we were confident there would be a garage there that could fix Bianca’s
window. The only issue was where. As luck would have it, our friend Pietro
lived in Canosa, so I gave him a call. I
caught up with him at work. He
recommended "Point Service Autofficina" a garage on
Via Balila. Ironically, this “auto
doctor" was just down the street from the city hospital. The miracle of it was that we were in the
garage’s “operating room” within minutes of our arrival. After a while, it seemed the only issue would
be in getting released from the “autofficina clinic”. There were complications beginning with the
hour it took to dismantle the door. The
door mechanism had a kinked cable and the entire unit had to be ordered which
would not arrive until 3pm. Then there
would be the time needed to reassemble everything. Tick-tock, tick-tock - thankfully we weren’t
in any hurry. If there was any
consolation in the delay, it lay in the fact that at least it was during the
shop’s normal afternoon shut down period.
Fortunately, one delay didn’t follow the other; for the most part they
were concurrent.
While we weren’t in the city’s center, there were a few distractions nearby to keep us occupied, one of which included lunch. First, we took a walk and poked around a few stores. It seems we used
While we weren’t in the city’s center, there were a few distractions nearby to keep us occupied, one of which included lunch. First, we took a walk and poked around a few stores. It seems we used
When we reluctantly
set off for the garage under lowered skies, we were thankful it wasn’t
raining ... our umbrellas were inside Bianca.
With fingers crossed, we returned at 3pm hoping the garage team had beat
us back. They hadn’t. The garage doors still down and locked, we
waited, sitting on a stoop outside the garage.
Minutes later, as the tattoo of rain made its debut, first one, then a
second mechanic arrived followed soon after by the boss, Ciros. He favored us with an innocent smile as he
waved a box to signal that he had the part. Apparently, there wasn’t a parts delivery
service that I thought we were
waiting on. Instead Ciros stopped off to
get the part while he was at lunch.
About an hour later, Bianca’s window was once again responsive to the
push of a button. However, when they put her in reverse to back her out from
under another car up on a lift (it was a small place), I noticed that one of
the back-up lights wasn’t working. I
pointed this out to the mechanic only to learn I was both right and wrong. First off, there was no reverse light on one
side, but according to the mechanic and Ciros this was by design in Italian
vehicles – only one reverse taillight is required. Such an asymmetrical arrangement seemed
strange to me. I wondered what other
countries required only one reverse light?
Funny, I’d not noticed this before.
I wondered, could they have been playing a practical joke on me? Had this turned into something on the order
of a “snipe hunt” fool’s errand or was I rhetorically being baited to believe
in a “left-handed monkey wrench”?
Doubtful. I took their word for
it, hesitantly aware of my foreignness on the matter. Instead, having dodged a need to wait for a
bulb to be replaced and now with all windows A-ok, we were discharged from the
car clinic. The team at Point Service
Autofficina had certainly been wonderful.
They’d understood our urgent concern and resolved the problem, all as
walk-ins, without an appointment.
Hours later,
after we’d arrived safely home in Calitri and Bianca, windows up, was parked in
the borgo piazza, Maria Elena was not feeling well. Her feet ached, her head was feverish, and
she’d developed a cough that could be heard over and over throughout our 80
square meter home as she lay in bed, wrapped in her thick bathrobe. Riding so long with her window down, the
swirling stormy air had probably taken a toll.
I’m pretty sure that’s what nine out of ten Calitrani would have pointed to as the culprit. For times such as this, I turn for help to
her favorite comfort food - some hot tomato soup and crackers. When I asked her if she wanted some Coppi vino to accompany her soup, I knew she
wasn’t going to die when she replied, “I’m sick, not crazy.” As poet Pablo Neruda once eloquently said “….
He dies slowly, he who does not travel, …”,
but not Maria Elena, not that day.
From that Rogue
Tourist
Paolo
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